Where...
Where the hell am I?!
A long time has passed.
Finally entering the third grade of middle school.
The commotion between the old and the new.
Hundreds of flowers are falling.
A new comedy of these idiotic middle school students begins.
zettai da susume susume seishun da
For sure our youth will advance
kui no nai you ni HARERUYA waraitai
There will be no regrets as long as we smile, hallelujah
Yeah
koisae shiranai
I don't know what love is
kanojo no henka ni bimyoona otome no munasawagi
Her changes causes others to feel uncomfortable
kokoro no kizuguchi
The wound in my heart
chikuchiku
Like a prickle
uwasa no TORAUMA
The trauma of rumors
kirikiri
At once
jugyou no suki mite
While being lazy during class
shame ga kuru
I received a letter
nanja korya
What is this
minna ga RAIBARU
Everyone is my rival
shocchuu TORABURU
There is so much trouble
konosaki na ni ga okoru no
What will happen next
ittai zettai
When will it happen
zettai da are yo kore yo soona no yo
For sure! It's that! It's this! It's like this!
suki dato itte mo
I'm going to confess
shitte mo
Although he knows
abunagede
But I'm afraid of being rejected
icchae yacchae
What is there to be afraid of
zettai da susume susume seishun da
For sure our youth will advance
kui no nai you ni HARERUYA waraitai
There will be no regrets as long as we smile, hallelujah
Yeah
The new semester begins today!
We're all third graders now, aren't we?
Yeah, yeah...
Third graders... Third graders...
Isn't that obvious?!
Lunar-chan, it's lucky you moved up.
What the hell are you saying?! That's only natural!
I think there's something behind this.
Armband: Disciplinary Committee
Mawari!
Mawari-chan!
Good morning, seniors!
G-Good morning.
Good morning, Mawari, Class Rep.
We're seniors!
You're late on the first day of the new semester!
No...
Mawari, the bell hasn't rung yet, so it's all r-
Be quiet!
It can't be helped, since he woke up late.
Lunar-chan, wasn't it yo-
You overslept, didn't you?
Yes, I overslept...
Over there! As older ones, you have to set an example for the underclassmen!
Shall Mawari teach you the rules of society?
Older ones?
Midget!
Cut the talk!
It would be great if we're all in the same class.
Yeah, that'd be great...
I want to puke...
Everyone, yesterday I got drunk while viewing flowers and fell asleep under a tree.
Some bastards came over to find trouble...
So it resulted in me burying them under the sakura tree.
Everyone, you're all third graders now, so don't do something like that.
All of you have to push yourselves hard and study...
...except for Nagasumi-kun.
Everyone, don't forget me!
Father, what did you do to him?!
I'm sad, too! I'm sad, too!
Nagasumi-kun is the only one that was assigned to a different class!
Obviously you did it on purpose!
It seems like I'm in the worst situation...
Give me it, give me it!
There's a sandstorm coming out of the television!
Yes, there is.
Where the hell is this?!
Such big feet!
Note: Emperor
Who exactly is this Emperor guy?
And what were those big feet just then?
Is Tenousan-san really that unusual?
Is it unusual that he comes to school?!
It's not unusual...
Oh, a new face!
So what did you do?!
Eh?
This is the prison of the Isono 8th middle school, Class Zero.
Class Zero?
Correct.
This is a place especially made for delinquents like us.
Tenousan-san is the Emperor that has ruled this class for years.
What do you mean by years?!
The grade level doesn't matter.
We're eternally middle school students!
Eternally middle school students!
I'm gonna fire a beam!
This feels somewhat scary!
Welcome here.
Let's be friends.
Why is your body shaking like that?
How about getting me some fried-noodles bread? You have 2 seconds.
Our school doesn't sell fried-noodles bread.
Go to the convenience store!
Fight! Believe in yourself!
Where is my fried-noodles bread?! Give it to me!
Can't we get along with each other?
Background: Get along with each other!
Can you make more than 100 friends?
All right, everyone go back to your seats.
It's time for class.
Crap, the teacher is here!
Shark Fujishiro-san?!
Are you our new homeroom teacher?
But we're having compulsory education!
Basically, you're not involved!
It doesn't matter if you're our teacher!
We'll show you who's boss-
Everyone, nice to meet you.
I'm your homeroom teacher, Shark.
Wow.
It's my first time being a homeroom teacher.
So I've been studying a lot.
Anyhow, everyone, let's start off with
killing off each other.
What the hell did you study?!
So everyone is in their own seat.
Table: This is someone else's seat.
No, no, wait...
It seems like I was forced to pick that seat.
I've already placed weapons under your desk.
Whatever you get depends on your luck.
It'll be bad if I get a bad weapon-
Tube-shaped fish-paste cake!
I wonder if Nagasumi-san is all right.
Where exactly is he?
Since it's a new semester, let me introduce a new student to you guys.
Another transfer student?
Hey, get your ass in.
What's up!
Well, I'm the new transfer student, Lunar's papa!
Nice to meet you~!
It's a weirdo!
W-Weirdo, I'll arrest you!
Papa...
Huh? Papa?
She said that he's fabulous!
Right, right?
Fabulous!
As expected, he's always so fabulous.
This is a pain in the neck.
How could he get away with pretending to be a middle school student?
You used dirty tricks to get into the school.
Didn't you use the trick, too?
Hurry up and get your ass in that seat!
Let's get along together, Lunar-chan!
You...
Beautiful hit!
What the hell do you want this time?!
I was told that Nagasumi-kun's seat was empty, so...
Even if it's empty, what are you here for?! Speak!
So that your loneliness will go away!
Go away?!
Also, why are wearing a sailor uniform and an apron?
I thought you wanted some motherly love...
I don't care if you cross dress, but don't come to my school!
Hey, don't be so loud so early in the morning!
Don't interrupt our family talk.
Didn't I tell you to not bring it into the class?
Look who's talking.
What did you say?! Take this!
I feel disgusted by just talking to you.
You're my enemy, after all.
It'll be bad if they start fighting!
We'll die if we don't run.
Zenigata, Class Rep!
Evacuate! Evacuate!
Everyone, leave the classroom in an orderly fashion!
Go stop your fathers, Sun, Lunar!
Where did they go?!
Lunar's papa?! What the hell?!
We have to find the slave and get him back into his original seat!
I have to find Nagasumi-san, too!
I've had enough of our fathers!
Nagasumi-san, we're coming to save you now!
Say, why am I surrounded?
Nagasumi-kun, do your best!
Of course I will!
Class is going to start!
We'll get the weaklings first!
Roast meat set!
Background: He was going to say "The stronger of the fittest"
The holy war begins!
Background: Evasion Skills
Leave it to me. Evade all.
H-He has...
...an amazing reaction!
This is nothing.
Compared to Sun-chan's father chasing me, these are...
...nothing!
What?
He's flying!
I... am... not... lazy!
Nonsense.
Tenousan!
You damned tube-shaped fish-paste cake, you forgot the "san"!
T-The mountain is moving!
Even if it's you, you won't be able to stop me as I am now.
Freeze.
Hey, what was that explosion?!
Nagasumi-san, are you in here?
Nagasumi-san!!
Stars... I see stars!
Hey, hey, we're still in class.
Fujishiro-san, what are you doing?!
We're just having a game of killing each other.
I heard from my bodyguards that you two were here, but what's going?
Make them stop now!
We won't let anyone stop the holy war!
Even if they're female!
Oh, girls, girls!
What are they doing?
Hey, everyone!
Finish them off.
Lunar-chan, you shouldn't make it worse!
It's all for saving my slave, you should thank me.
All right, you beasts!
I'll use my "Song of War" to cheer you on!
Hey, Lunar-chan!
One verse is enough for humans!
Mermaid ancient lyrics,
Song of War!
Wake up, stand up and...
Everyone, calm down!
Mermaid ancient lyrics,
Song of Sleep!
I want to fight...
But I also feel sleepy...
Bring it on!
No way...
The Song of War should have more effect during a battle!
I'm sleepy, too.
Fujishiro-san, Lunar-chan and everyone.
Actually, everyone doesn't want to fight each other.
Everyone is actually just afraid.
Even if this is what is scheduled for class, there's no need to follow it.
If the lives of young people are lost for that reason,
it'll damage the name of the Seto mermaids!
Written as "Chivalry", read as "Mermaid"!
We're...
So this is chivalry...
Seriously, every single time.
Retreat!
Roger!
Retreat!
San-chan, you saved me.
Thanks.
Nagasumi-san.
Little brat.
How dare a woman stop a battle between men.
Know your place.
Does he still want to fight?
I am the Emperor!
Even if you're a woman, I won't let you get away!
San, watch out!
Nagasumi-san.
What? You...
Nagasumi-san, are you all right?!
Tenousan.
What did you do to San just then?
Slave...
I'm asking you what you just did!
What?!
Nagasumi-san!
Oh, that is...!
No, no.
That's just an after effect.
A fist that hits women is useless on me.
Nonsense, I am the emperor!
Punishment!
Tenousan-san is...
Tenousan-san is on the floor!
Even the Emperor has...
Do you know what love is, Tenousan?
Friend!
Note: Friend written as "Strong Enemy"!
Nagasumi-san...
Such an amazing counter!
Akeno-chi?
Perfect timing!
No, what's more important is the bravery behind facing the punch and punching him back!
Hey...
You're interested in my slave, aren't you?!
Impossible!
This is a pain in the neck.
Akeno-chi, what about the classroom?
About that...
Papa!!
Father...
I couldn't stop them.
You're attacks are weak, is this all you've got?
I'll terminate you today.
Please stop this.
If we don't stop them...
I will stop them.
Nagasumi-san!
Die, Edomae!
It's the end.
Tube-shaped fish-paste cake!
Nagasumi-san!
A new semester.
The sakura's are blooming.
But flowers are falling.
Don't just kill me off like that!
I'm still alive!
Nagasumi-san, you should stay in bed.
All right.
Wearing the jacket that I just bought with all my savings...
Nagasumi-san.
I'm going to go watch a movie with San-chan today!
In other words, a date!
Yes, yes!
Although we're husband and wife, we haven't been on a date once.
How could this happen?!
Oh... A date between the both of us...
Thank you, thank you, God!
What's wrong, Nagasumi-san?
Nothing's wrong.
Umm...
Two middle-school student tickets.
Also, one ticket for me.
What?!
Wow, Maki-chan!
San-sama, please don't leave me alone!
Okay, I'm sorry.
Let's go and watch a movie together.
Wow, I'm so happy!
Yo, Maki-chan...
Yo, Sea Cockroach. It's a beautiful weekend, isn't it?
When did you get into my hood?
Why do I have to tell you?
You... What if you get seen by someone else?!
Then I'll kill him.
You god of death...
My work is to stop your plans!
San-sama, what do you plan to watch today?
Mmm, let me see.
I've already picked the best movie today in order to set a good mood with San.
Excuse me, please give me two "Love and Youth Bolero" tickets.
Is that what you wanted to watch today?
Yeah, that's what I had in my mi-
Chivalry Death 4!
I also want to watch Love and Youth Boreo.
Who's Boreo?
Please give me two tickets for Chivalry Death 4...
I'm sorry.
Master, this way.
Please give me two middle-school student Chivalry Death 4 tickets.
Master, didn't you want to see Chivalry Death 4?
Oh, about that...
Love and Youth Bolero.
B-B-Bole...
Please give me two tickets for Love and Youth Bolero.
Oh, thank you!
Wow, it's been a while since I came to a cinema!
Wow, isn't this a Bunta-san cell phone strap?!
There are a lot of Bunta-san goods here!
I even bought new clothes.
Am I expecting too much?
Hey, kid!
You got the new jacket that I recently bought dirty!
You're the one at fault, where are you eyes?!
You ruined my ice-cream!
A girl?
What's wrong?
Such a little girl is actually going to watch Chivalry Death 4?
Are you saying that I can't?!
No, I just wanted to say that it's dangerous to run in the lobby.
What if I miss it because I was too slow?!
Chivalry Death 4 starring my Bun-sama will begin soon!
Miss, you're also a fan of Bunta Wills?
Big Sis, you too?
Yeah!
Bun-chan is so cool!
Even though he's a Hollywood star, he's starring in a Chivalry show!
Big Sis, you know a lot!
You must be a pro because you watch this type of dub!
The Hiroshima dialect is awesome.
I have a bad feeling about this.
Do your best, Sea Cockroach.
I'm sorry, Nagasumi-san.
I unintentionally started chatting.
I was so hyped because I got to talk to another female Bunta fan!
Oh, it's all right.
Big Bro, for the sake of Big Sis, I'll let you go.
Be careful next time.
You damned brat...
Shit...
How did my holiday turn into something like this...
Why am I always so unlucky?!
Seriously, it seems like I have an unbreakable bond with chivalry.
Bunta, watch out!
That's why I said I hate-
That guy is so cheap!
San-chan, you shouldn't talk during the movie.
Oh, sorry, I unintentionally...
I'm glad that Sun-chan is so happy.
Although I'm expecting something, but being too forceful as a man is not cool at all.
I'm sorr-
You shouldn't talk during the movie, Nagasumi-san.
M-M-M-M-M-M...
You'll annoy the other viewers.
Masa-san, why are you-
I'm also a big fan of Bunta-san.
But it's really shocking.
I never would've thought I'd sit next to you.
This might be what they called fate.
Fate...
No, this is wrong!
I thought I already got over this!
I'm real... I'm real... I'm real...
This is for real!
This is a real C4 bomb.
Oh, this is getting good, Nagasumi-san.
Crap, run!
Yeah.
The explosions are starting.
Is that elementary school student enjoying this?
Bunta! Behind! Behind!
You have to kill him this time!
Hey, you shouldn't-
Shut up!
Show those villains what chivalry is!
Miss.
Crap, he's so manly...
Miss, you should consider the viewers, too.
This is what chivalry is all about, isn't it?
You're right, I understand!
Sea Cockroach, I thought you would secretly hold San-sama's hand.
It seems like you won't make it today.
But I'll kill you anyways. Here I go.
Text: Poison
Wait for me in hell, you bastard.
The movie was great.
Yeah, like the beautiful town on the other side of the river.
Which scene was that?
Maybe it was due to getting hit in the face by that girl.
Now my whole body is paralyzed, I can't move.
It seems like that girl hates you.
I also hate her.
Are you waiting for me?
You're back, Masa-san.
It was a touching movie.
The CG of the scene when the oil tanker crashed into the building was pretty well made.
Eh?!
I thought it was all real!
Of course not, San-sama.
That is what the real one looks like!
Wait, why is there an oil tank-
S-San-chan!
A truck crashed into the cinema!
What truck... it's an oil tanker!
Call the police!
The driver is asleep!
San-chan, are you all right?
Miss!
San-chan?
Customers who are in the cinema, please follow the staff's...
Please leave through the emergency exit!
What the hell is going on, Saru?!
It's shaking, Master!
This way, hurry up and go!
Get a hold of yourself, Mr. Driver.
San-chan.
Nagasumi-san?
I'll help you.
Is anyone hurt?
Is there anyone hurt?
Here!
Miss.
Is he wounded?
I don't know, but he's the driver.
Is anyone else hurt?
You're amazing, San-chan.
At a time like this, you could calm yourself and do something.
The fire is getting bigger!
All right, Miss San.
Let's leave it to the professionals now.
That girl...
That female elementary student!
She said she had to go to the toilet and left me.
We were going to meet up again, but...
No way...
She's there!
No way!
We forgot about her?!
Why is this happening...
You guys, hurry up and leave!
Please wait, there's still a girl trapped on the 7th floor!
If we go and save her, the rescue team will be in danger.
The oil might also cause an explosion.
We'll try and put out the fire by shooting water from a distance.
But what if you don't make it?!
Save that girl!
Calm down.
Please, there's still time!
Damn it...
If you don't, then I will...
Nagasumi-san!
Crap!
Wait!
What the hell am I doing?!
But if it were San-chan...
Even if we tried to stop her, she'd go and save them no matter what.
Although I don't know if my decision was right or not...
But if I do this... If I do this...
This is our chivalry!
I'm here to save you, brat.
I'm not a brat!
What are you doing?!
Everyone already left!
I'm just waiting for the elevator!
Saru...
Master!
I never would've thought the elevator would be stuck!
Who told you to go to the toilet for so long!?
Because I was holding it in the whole time while watching the movie!
Who told you to buy such a big bottle of juice!?
The sales were doing a promotion!
You're an idiot!
No, you're an idiot!
It's not working! It's not moving!
Didn't I tell you?!
Just then, there was a sound of something collapsing...
Maybe it'd be better to not use the stairs.
How do we get down if we don't use the stairs?!
I'm thinking of something right now!
Why didn't you think about it in the beginning?!
Shut up!
Don't you see the situation we're in, you brat!
Are you hurt?
What about you?
This is nothing compared to what I usually experience.
No, no!
You're not supposed to say that!
But something like "Shit... Why am I always so unlucky"!
What are you talking about?
It was a line Bunta Wills said in the movie just then!
This is pissing me off!
Maki, you're still here?
Idiot, it's not the time to discuss that now.
This building isn't going to make it!
Shit, the building is starting to collapse.
Hey, what are we going to do?!
We can't use their elevator, nor the stairs and the building is collapsing!
How do we get out?!
It'll be all right.
We'll use this rope and escape from the window.
Do you mean that window?
How is that even possible?!
Hey, hey, when facing a big pinch and there's nowhere to run,
will Bunta Willis give up?
Now you've said it, Sea Cockroach.
Of course he won't!
He'll smoke and complain about his wife while thinking about how to escape!
That's rude of you.
I'm on pretty good terms with my wife.
No way...
The floor collapsed...
Is this the end?
Mermaid ancient lyrics,
Song of Heroes!
San-chan!
Go through everything and transfer my feelings over!
Come back to me, Nagasumi-san!
Master, a storm.... a storm is coming!
San-chan!
Nagasumi-san!
Those kids jumped out!
Sea Cockroach!
Hold this, Maki!
Supersonic attack!
I'm back, San-chan.
Welcome back, Nagasumi-san.
Gosh, what are you doing?!
Hey, hey, this is an important moment!
You have to end this with a cool line!
You've watched too much chivalry movies.
Seriously, it seems like I have an unbreakable bond with chivalry.
Just a movie has got me so tired...
Here.
I got scolded by the firemen.
You must be cold after getting wet.
The inside isn't wet.
Seriously, you scared me, Nagsumi-san.
Masa-san...
Don't do that-
Exactly! Don't do that by yourself ever again!
San-chan, what's wrong with you?
Do you how worried I was?!
San-chan...
Jeez... You idiot!
Well, I'm sorry.
All right, it's about time we go home.
Bye, be careful.
You're still 10 years too early to command me!
But I'll let you go today.
So his name is Nagasumi.
Nagasumi Willis!
No one was killed from this accident.
Only the driver was wounded.
Man, a lot of bad stuff happened today.
I never thought you were in the cinema,
we, siblings, sure got into a lot of misfortune today.
So, how was Chivalry Death 4?
I saw a super manly man!
That's great!
Finished!
Is serving people Shiranui's new secret?
Working in a maid costume.
Wait, what's she's planning?
Or is it that she's hiding something?
This is so troublesome!
Speaking of which, why are you all participating?
Is this friendship between women?
Family love, brotherly love, places where different sorts of love happens.
The new leisure place that appeared in Saitama, The Mermaid Food Shop.
You've already fallen for it.
On a hot night, the rain isn't stopping at all...
Studying with just the both of us...
Our family is out for tonight...
The truth hidden behind the rumors.
What if you fall for it and get scammed?
I am Satan, I am behind you right now.